Nathan - Bert Bridges was last seen skateboarding with his friend Kyle also known as Wolverine over the Belle Isle Bridge which is located downtown Detroit [audience lol]. Is Nathan Bert Bridges attempting to make a point or statement? Is he simply having adventures? Or is everything he does part of a greater story that we'll soon find out about soon? What is Bert Bridges truly up to? Some say Bert reminds them of a Kanye West mix with a Forest Gump kind of vibe while being sprinkled with a little bit of Hannibal Buress. We recall Bert saying from before he appreciates Hannibal's success but he takes issue with him. For one, people say Bert looks like Hannibal Buress [audience lol]. Bert sees this as an insult because Hannibal is not handsome at all [audience lol]. The second issue he takes with Hannibal which is a major one is that Hannibal brought down Bert's TV dad Bill Cosby [audience lol].
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But we'll save that report for later here at the network because we would have to then share coverage of Bert Bridge's three dads phenomenal bombshell story as well and we simply don't have enough time to lay out the details but stay tune till next time [audience lol]. Here at the Bert Bridges Network, we sometimes tend to go off the trail a little bit but only meaningful rabbit trails just so you know [audience lol]. So let's get back to the mainline article this evening. In one article, an eyewitness report who some think is Forest Gump's mom mentioned [audience lol], "There's no issue with Bert Bridges mental state at all unlike Forest's to some degree, but Forest was simply autistic, he was never Tarded, we figured to use the word Tarded instead of retarded in this article in efforts to avoid a SM strike against our network's community page and again another rabbit trail [audience lol], but back to the point [audience lol]. We'll just stick with the word Tarded [audience lol]. But similar to Forest, Nathan Bert Bridges has the Midas touch! At least that's what Drake said in one of his OVO rap songs [audience lol]! Ms. Forest continues on, "Bert has a way of making a positive impact and influence with others just as Forest Gump did from the his hit movie "Forest Gump back in the 90s" [audience lol]. "And just to add another interesting fact between Bert Bridges and Forest Gump is that Bert had a speech impediment as well similar to Forest's" [audience lol], "but Bert seemed to have broken his stuttering after he was transferred from DPS schools to Southfield Public Schools right after his Father Bert Sr. won a major discrimination lawsuit against Kimberly Clarke toilet paper company during the early 90s" [audience lol]. [Bert - "Hold up now, Is Ms. Forest my mom as well? That would mean Forest Gump is my white brother."] [audience lol]. Ms. Forest continues on regarding Bert Bridge's father, "It is ironic that Bert senior, won his discrimination lawsuit against the Kimberly Clark conglomerate company right during the OJ Simpson's trial leading up to his exoneration from his murder charges.
But that's all Ms. Forest wanted to address concerning Bert Senior for the record. As one would say, things are still on going [audience lol].
Here's a statement from Bert Bridges concerning his Belle Isle Bridge Adventure Located Downtown Detroit!
"Hey ya'll, welcome to Bert Bridges world! As the saying goes, Bert is my name and building bridges is my game." Excuse the strong obvious pun as I'm talking about my adventure of skating over the Belle Isle Bridge [audience lol]. But similar to the movie Forest Gump, I remember the scene when Forest ran across the country. Some thought he was actually doing cross country but no actually [audience lol]. The reporter asked him why he was running, he replied back, "Well, I just felt like running [audience lol]. And I share the same sentiment, I longboarded over the Belle Isle Bridge simply because I just felt like longboarding [audience lol]. I've longboarded pretty much wherever I've traveled either by plane, train, or automobile. I've always attempted to have my longboard by my side. I learned back in 2018 during my time in California I would longboard right from the beach way between Venice, Santa Monica, and ultimately the high hills of Topanga Canyon where I attended a film festival called "Revival" and ran into Bob Marley's nephew. BTW, I heard Bob has wonderful children everywhere. Perhaps in space as well? [audience lol]. Back to my original point, my first attempt on the board was between 11-12 yrs old. But I stopped because our neighborhood roads in our cul-da-sec was not the best to board on stopped. Years later though after watching "Back to the Future" where Michael J Fox takes the wood panels off the kids board and zips into the streets; that one scene had such an impact on me even as an adult. That's mainly why I love longboarding in the streets even during traffic hours and evenings [audience lol]. So on behalf of the Network and my healthy appetite for spontaneous adventures, I simply recognized a rare opportunity and capitalized on it! I will say, over the years I've watched Forest Gump many times and I believe that movie has shaped my worldview in a positive way along with the Bible [audience lol]. All I want to do is inspire others to be the captain of their own ship and go in the direction they are supposed to go with God alongside them if interested. And I believe God likes skateboarding too hashtag [audience lol]. I wanted to simply skateboard across the Belle Isle Bridge not because of being called "Bert Bridges." I wanted to check off my bucket list a grand opportunity to not only be a bridge connector but to skate over a bridge lol. Also when I saw the Tony Hawk viral video a few weeks ago of the Detroit local 4 news reporter Victor Williams skateboarding at a local skate park in Michigan funded by Tony Hawk; I was absolutely impressed.
I like to create moments like victor so others can see who I am personally and my interests. This kind of dynamic could create more curiosity amongst viewers, interaction, connection that could ultimately lead to inspiration and perhaps momentous action [synchronicity] amongst others! This is why I call myself "Bert Bridges" because I want to be a bridge that others will be inspired to see so they can go in their own direction. Anyone out there looking to bridge a connection feel free to follow me and/or send me a message on IG, Facebook, YouTube, or Twitter at Bert Bridges World or simply email me at bertbridgesworld@gmail.com. Remember, Bert is my name and building Bridges is my game so be the Bridge so others can be inspired to follow."
So this concludes our news article comedy report over at the Bert Bridges Network. We will keep our viewers posted on the continued coverage on Bert Bridges at large. Till next time, as our friend Bert said, "Be a bridge so others will be inspired to follow".
On behalf of Bert Bridges & Network,
We thank you & Good night.
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